I need a new penis. Mine is not working because it is terribly small. Are you able to help me with this? If so, please give me money. Please please please. It is just terrible to be afflicted with a micro penis, it is no laughing matter, unless you see it for yourself, then it is a laughing matter.
All donations will actually go to another WAO player, don’t bother supporting my micro penis. My name is WhySoSerious.